You've sold your soul to the devil, what did you get in return?

Answer 1

I never did sell my soul, I think sometimes he borrows it though, he creeps in and takes over occasionally then he doesn't have to give me anything in return, crafty little so and so.

Answer 2

Wisdom now I wish I hadn't its not what most people think it is. For wisdom is found at the desolate market where few men go to buy, and you cannot use it or explain it. You just feel it and know it. In return a feeling of isolation.

Answer 3

I was able to become President of the United States even though I am a failed businessman, admited past cocaine user, the dumbest Yale graduate ever, a puppet for special interest groups, and the catalyst for an eventual clash of civilizations. Have a good day partner----George Bush

Answer 4

Instant fame and gratification here on earth and then an eternity of anguish and suffering outside the presence of God in Hell..

On second thought, never mind, cancel that sale!

Answer 5

are you the devil and asking to evaluate the value of a soul ?

Answer 6

The ability to print my own money... I can make as much of it as I want, and there is no time limit on how much I can make!!! So, to the person who wants a dictatorship, can I buy that from you, and how much will it take??

I'm going to own my own set of islands and stay naked forever!!!!!

Answer 7

I never sold my soul. Actually it is still preserved in its original packaging. It is becoming a vintage.

Answer 8

A trip to DisneyWorld!

lol I sell cheap.

Answer 9

A doctor

Answer 10

Murphy!