what is heaven and hell ?

Question

what do u mean by heven and hell? as per my opinion :

Heaven is:- American salary, Chinese food, British house and Japanies wife.

and Hell is:- Chinese salary, British food, Japanies house and American wife.

do u agree with me?

Answer 1

well my definiton would be different.

Heaven is a place where the believers and good people be rewarded.

Hell is a place where the bad will be punished.


This is according to the Bible and Koran.

Answer 2

No that's wrong.

Heaven is where

The police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and everything is organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where

The police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.

Answer 3

Quick answer - it is just a figure of speech although some people would describe heaven as being blissful and hell as being undesirable.

As for the rest of the question posed no I do not agree but I understand that it doesn't take much to please some men.

Answer 4

Heaven is being reunited with one's personal idea of THE CREATOR OF US ALL and where HE lives.

Hell is being separated from THE CREATOR OF US ALL and where HE lives

Answer 5

Heaven is a plane of existence (sometimes held to exist in our own universe) in religions and spiritual philosophies, typically described as the holiest possible place, accessible by people according to various standards of divinity (goodness, piety, etc.) Christians who believe in heaven generally hold that it is the afterlife destination of those who have accepted Jesus Christ as their saviour. In unusual instances, humans have claimed, according to many testimonies and traditions, personal knowledge of Heaven. They then presume this is for the purpose of teaching the rest of humanity about life, deities and notions of the afterlife.


A hell, according to many religious beliefs, is an afterlife of suffering where the wicked or unrighteous dead are punished. Hells are almost always depicted as underground. In Christianity and Islam, hell is fiery. Hells from other traditions, however, are sometimes cold and gloomy. Some hells are described in graphic and gruesome detail (for example, Hindu Naraka). Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as endless (for example, see Hell in Christian beliefs). Religions with a cyclic history often depict hell as an intermediary period between incarnations (for example, see Chinese Di Yu). Punishment in hell typically corresponds to sins committed in life. Sometimes these distinctions are specific, with damned souls suffering for each wrong committed (see for example Plato's myth of Er), and sometimes they are general, with sinners being relegated to one or more chamber of hell or level of suffering (for example, Augustine of Hippo asserting that unbaptized infants suffer less in hell than unbaptized adults). In Islam and Christianity, however, faith and repentance play a larger role than actions in determining a soul's afterlife destinty.

Hells are often populated with demons, who torment the damned. Many are ruled by a death god, such as Nergal, Satan, the Hindu Yama, or some other dreadful supernatural figure.

In contrast to hells, other general types of afterlives are abodes of the dead and paradises. Abodes of the dead are neutral places for all the dead (for example, see sheol), rather than prisons of punishment for sinners. A paradise is a happy afterlife for some or all the dead (for example, see heaven).

Modern understandings of hell often depict it abstractly, as a state of loss rather than as fiery torture literally under the ground.

Answer 6

Hahahaha Yes I do

Answer 7

No.
http://www.shalach.org/Hell/Hell.htm

Answer 8

you is one funny doud i wish i had thought of that

Answer 9

American salary is Heaven? Please!

Answer 10

Stop trolling please.