Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared.Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
2007-03-08 06:49:56 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-08 09:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 21:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cheers!
BTW, here is a drunk who parked but can't find the parking space:
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing ?" he asks the drunk.
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he replies.
"So how does feeling the roof help you ?" asks the puzzled manager.
"well," replies the drunk earnestly, "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!".
2007-03-08 06:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this one as a blonde joke (yours is still good though! 7/10):
A blonde goes to the mall and is looking for a parking spot, yet cant find one.
So she starts to pray. The blonde says, dear lord, I just really need a parking, lord I just really want a parking spot.
You know what lord Ill give up smoking if you give me a parking spot.
You know Ill even give up drinking if you give me a spot. Ill even give up having sex if you give me a parking spot.
So a parking spot opens up and the blonde says "never mind God I found one"
2007-03-08 06:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by Attic Gnome 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
OH, that's funny! Poor God...just kidding
2007-03-08 10:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
begorrah another goodun 10/10
2007-03-08 17:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-03-10 04:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! lol thats great....an irish lad about to give up his whiskey...YEA RIGHT
2007-03-08 06:54:01 · answer #8 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Xllent, love it
2007-03-08 09:38:28 · answer #9 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well im irish and i liked it lol
2007-03-08 07:46:50 · answer #10 · answered by dd 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋