Wouldn't it be funny if you died and got to the gates of heaven and st. Kenny says,
ok, you only get in if you know the theme of the day
2007-03-08 06:48:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wouldn't it be funny if the theme of the day was South Park?
2007-03-08 09:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know that is REALLY funny, because I actually used to believe that in terms of Christianity (when I was quite young). I memorized the spiel that the door-to-door proselytizers and the Sunday preachers said, because I thought that, if I couldn't tell them the Commandments and who begat whom and who betrayed whom, that God would revoke me from entrance to Heaven and I'd join the ignorant denizens of Hell. This was an early conceit, probably a misguided attempt to gain approval from people. Then I saw the episode of Twilight Zone where a man and his dog die and the man correctly chooses the gate that will admit his dog to Heaven, and I realized that if a dog could get in without knowing the Bible, then so could I. So I slacked off...
2007-03-09 23:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
S.P now let me in!
Wow I think your heaven is gonna be a pretty small place. Maybe only 40 people. That will solve a lot of the space problems some people visualize in heaven.
2007-03-08 14:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't it be even more funny if God used Are You As Smart as a 5th Grader or Jepaordy as a basis.
Are YOU really THAT SMART!
And let's televise it!
You ready for that one.
I am. I ALWAYS fly by the seat of my pants. Right, wrong or indifferent!
I'd LOVE to see Christian VS Atheist JEPAORDY
2007-03-08 15:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be funny. But you know, it is just that easy Jim.
Accept Jesus - I'm not saying accept Christianity and what 2000 years of man has done to His message. You may be surprised to see that were not that far apart now that you've embarked on a neo-druidian journey of spiritual awareness.
2007-03-08 14:53:06 · answer #5 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-03-08 14:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, one flaw in that theory Mr. Mayor. When you die, who takes over the daily theme? Phoenix? Our afterlife lawyer..Samurai Jack? You should appoint a successor so we can all get in even after you're up there partying with your ps2.
2007-03-08 14:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, I know the theme, but I'm afraid to change my avatar because 360 and Answers are always so bitchy to each other. I'm afraid I won't get this one back!
2007-03-08 14:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But then the only people who would really get in are the people who don't believe in it anyway.
That would be funny!
2007-03-08 14:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are theme of the day questions also drinking questions?
2007-03-08 14:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋