need to pass a drug test i smoke alot of weed got the test coming up in less 2wks?

Question

need to see my p.o. so i need to pass test

Answer 1

Go to any "Tabacco Store" and ask if they have some UA Cleanser (Urine Cleanser). Most, if not all, do. You take the solution, usually costs about $60, and after 45 minutes you are clean for about 6 hours. It works every time as long as you follow the instructions on the package to an exact science. You can also find these products on the Internet by searching Clean Urine in Google.

Another alternative is to have a friend with clean urine go in a condom and tie it up. On the way to the UA Office turn your car's heat on high and place the condom right in front of the vents. It must be 95 degrees to be considered at these places. When you get there and the condom is plenty hot, wrap it with a sock, put it in your pocket, and walk up to the ua place. Now granted, this will only work if they don't watch you while you go. If they do watch you, the only way you have a shot is either by taking a UA Solution as mentioned above, or simply drinking so much water before the test that it dillutes it. Dilluting it will obviously raise suspicion and have you get called in for another test. If it is dilluted a second time, you will probably be facing jail time.

To all you retarded anti-weed protesters, get a life. You hide behind your alcoholic addictions and your skanky behavior and you call the safer alternative the wench. Get a clue, marijuana is far better for you than cigarettes and alcohol. Cigarettes cause cancer and smell like sh*t, Alcohol causes addiction and makes you do stupid and outrageous activities that under your right mind you wouldn't ordinarily do. Weed, aside from its medical benefits, makes you more consciencious of your decisions, more careful, relaxed and puts you in an overall better mood. What a terrible thing...lol.

Answer 2

If it is a hair sample, you don't pass. THC can stay in your hair roots from 3-6 months after you STOP smoking. If they want you to bring a sample in, I'd find a non-smoker with the same color hair or as close to mine as I could get. When you pluck the hairs, make sure you get root and all. If they pull the samples, well, you are screwed, my friend, unless they are just looking for amphetamines and opioids. Some business actually don't care about MJ. They do care about the more destructive classes of drugs like meth and morphine. Good Luck, either way.

Answer 3

Buy a drink called "The Stuff." I think it comes in a couple of flavors, but I always get the red/fruit punch one. Follow the directions carefully. You should be able to find it at a health food store (not like Whole Foods Market, something smaller like where your neighborhood hippies would shop =)
Should work even if you've smoked in the same week as your test (best to stop smoking now, though, just in case).

Answer 4

don't smoke any weed for the next 2 weeks. for the next week drink lots of fluid but don't drink a lot before the test then it will come back diluted and he will know that you are up to something. NO WEED FOR 2 WEEKS, think you can handle that?

Answer 5

impossible.

no pee kits work, no drink aid's work, not even drinking 20 bottles of water work. these items worked yrs n yrs ago when tests were new, but today, they can sense anything.

step bro realized that when he had to get tested from being busted at school. he tried every trick to hide it and they all failed. he then realized I was telling him the truth after he enjoyed months of AA.

I smoke, and its why I am self employed, can't pee test myself. Otherwise stay clean, under the radar so you are not forced to take tests.

Past that advice....this time around you are screwed I do believe. Most you can do is come clean prior and tell him you messed up, you realize your mistake and have tried to stay clean since and all....shows you are trying....they give 2nd chances for that.....compared to....nah...I didn't smoke...and then get a test that shows positive....now they don't care what you say.....you lie in their eyes.

Hope you make it through.

Answer 6

dude. This is simple, don't smoke weed. what do you think you will hear from people? Come on! Did you think if you posted this question a magic weed fairy would bring you a bowl to smoke and a cup of someone elses pee?

you smoke+drug test= you were stupid for doing it so now you have to pay.

Come on- math wasn't that hard for you was it??

Answer 7

ok so this guy like you goes with his sister to an elementary school and offers some kid 10 bucks for the clean pee. He totally got arested. try that. how about WEED no good for you you should fail your drug test. and any test, at first they do random ones later so you may want to get a job that doesnt require one man.

Answer 8

Two weeks isn't long enough to get clean urine!!! Maybe u should have eased up on the weed sooner!!

Answer 9

Well you show how freakin' fried your brain is smart one. You know you're gonna get tested and you don't stop a few weeks before. Gee sorry to see ya fail, and maybe back in the joint!!

Answer 10

dude stop smoking now!!!!!!! go to a head shop a day or two before (call ahead) and purchase the product and use it.