1. Are you an evolved monkey or a creation of God
2. Do you know the theme of the day?
2007-03-08 06:35:41 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We are animals, scrabbling and clawing and fighting over every banana. The theme...ah, what is the theme? What is the use, it is all so pointless. Sheet!
2007-03-08 06:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Christophe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Howdy Hi, Mayor Darwin!
1. I am the creation of an evolved Monkey God
2. I can't imagine
2007-03-08 06:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Creation from God.
2. South Park!
2007-03-08 06:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Highly evolved bacteria.
2. South Park
2007-03-08 06:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Creation of Allah
2. Yes - South Park
2007-03-08 06:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I'm evolved from a common ancestor of monkey and man.
2. I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know the theme of the day.
2007-03-09 00:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Count Acumen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Men and monkeys both share the same lineage of evolution, but men didn't evolved from them. And yes, all creatures are creations of God, but through evolution.
2. No, but catch of the day is grouper fish.
2007-03-08 06:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by Yuri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Evolved from a common ancestor with monkeys.
2. No, I feel so left out!
No, wait nevermind, I think I get it, I obviously wasn't paying very close attention there. =) Darn work.
2007-03-08 06:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I am an evolved creation.
2. Yes, mmkay.
2007-03-08 06:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Evolved monkey AND creation of God. I'm smart, me.
2) Hinduism, according to Sho-Nuff. Otherwise, no.
2007-03-08 06:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Monkies and I evolved from a common ancestor.
2. No
2007-03-08 06:39:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋