For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. --- lmao my fav.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
2007-03-08 06:29:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Those foreigners trying to write their own Advertisements...Hmn! you say some of them came from Miami, Haitian Town? Now that you say so, these ads are from LA times, MISC Advertisement section :
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
FREE PUPPIES:
50% COCKER SPANIEL - 50% SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED CALL CHUBBIE
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
2007-03-08 06:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are funny. I like the one that say "stock up and buy: limit 1" that sadest part is that advertising people got paid to make those advertisements
2007-03-08 06:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!! Hilarious!
2007-03-08 06:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could agree that they have been in the newspaper because i see misspellings and missplaced words that make the ad sound odd, but that just shows you that people do not reread their writing
2007-03-08 06:38:11 · answer #4 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine is Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
2007-03-08 06:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by CoyaBug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a Great Post! LOL.
Thanks!
2007-03-08 11:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha
that's so funny :]
2007-03-08 09:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by ramandheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋