I was with the wife the other day and as we walked into the butchers she turned round and asked him, is that a goats head in the window? no he says,its a mirror.
I bought my wife a microwave the other day, now she ruins the dinner in half the time,
My wife came 2nd in a beauty competition the other day,a pig won it.
2007-03-08 06:02:45 · 13 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not nice!
2007-03-08 06:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should already be opened when the wife brings it to you.
Why are women's feet small? It's an evolutionary thing so your wife can get closer to the stove
I'm going to stop now. My wife caught me.
2007-03-08 14:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by steven_p_ohio 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1st and 3rd are bad. Partly because they're not at all funny but just insults, partly because they could be about anyone; so they're not specific wife-jokes.
The microwave is o.k. Sort of.
I have one for you, an old one:
A chap took his gun to the garden to clean it, and he accidentily fires it. A neighbour shouts:
"He! Can't you be more careful? You nearly hit my wife!"
Our chap replies: "Terribly sorry! Have a shot at mine, over there."
2007-03-08 14:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by mgerben 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Terrible but funny. 9/10.
2007-03-08 21:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love a good wife hating, but these arent very funny
2007-03-08 14:05:38 · answer #5 · answered by grasshopper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me thinks you have a irregular view of the female.
2007-03-08 14:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Conductor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Henny Youngman, you ain't.
2007-03-08 14:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha those are rreally funny i hope that your wife doesn't see them if u have one!!????
2007-03-08 14:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last joke..not funny.
2007-03-08 14:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Hi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be better has husband jokes...=D
2007-03-08 14:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋