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I have taken a Vow of Celibacy, is there anything out there to help me uphold this vow besides duct tape and Richard Simmons videos?

2007-03-08 05:54:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I have a feeling I'm in for a loooooooonnngggg weekend.

2007-03-08 06:02:01 · update #1

A vow of celibacy also requires no masturbation.

2007-03-08 07:15:39 · update #2

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At least once a day, Google images of different STD's.

2007-03-08 06:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by blazenphoenix 4 · 2 0

I really have no clue but I wish I could help. Maybe you could stay in public places for a while until you get used to it. I’ve heard that lavender is a good un-aphrodisiac stay away from anything that has to do with cinnamon and chocolate as these are very powerful male aphrodisiacs. Maybe you could keep in mind the reason why you took the vow; I wish you the best of luck with it…
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2007-03-08 07:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by I Smoke Cigarettes 3 · 0 0

* Remember why you took the vow in the first place.
* Fill your time with activities to keep your mind from wandering.
* Print out pictures or facts about STDs and post them around your room so you're forced to see what Herpes looks like on a regular basis. That should be a turn-off.

2007-03-08 06:19:03 · answer #3 · answered by Allo 4 · 0 0

well everytime u feel u know then instead of doing u know u should read the bible or whatever religion u r or play sports u have to get ur agression out or u will be very frustrated
try not to look at woman in that way either and put ur faith in GOD to guide u in the right path this way u will never go astray

2007-03-08 06:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by noori_unisa 3 · 0 0

There are knives and surgical equipment that can help you out very much. Also, if you take into account why you took the vow, that will help you out the most.

2007-03-08 05:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Me 3 · 0 0

Keep the reason you took the vow in mind.

2007-03-08 05:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Vow schmow.... how old are you? Unless you are so old that you don't need a vow in order to remain celebate then by all means, don't be. Enjoy it while you can.

2007-03-08 05:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0 0

Well, there's always some girlie mags and the bathroom ;)

Why are you taking this vow? What purpose does it serve in your life?

2007-03-08 05:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1 0

Lavender is a good anaphrodisaiac for men [ lowers sexual urges]. Masturbation can also help, as well as avoiding thinking of sex altogether.

2007-03-08 06:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try salt peter and a picture of Geoge Bush's mother.

2007-03-08 05:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

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