P E A N U T S
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she
replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,?
"We just love the chocolate around them."
It pays to be careful around old people.
2007-03-08 05:08:05 · 12 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke has been told so many different ways but it still makes me giggle.
2007-03-08 05:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuuuuck! But funnyâ¼
2007-03-08 13:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I heard that one but it's still funny!
Life long lesson be careful with the food old people give you if it's not wrap that's a wrap...lol
2007-03-08 13:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute I used to know a couple of people who would do that
2007-03-08 13:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. i can totally see that happening too! thats so something my gramma would do
2007-03-08 13:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one.
2007-03-08 13:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by tav911@ameritech.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i've heard that one, but its still funny
2007-03-08 13:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Catman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope but it is cute lol
2007-03-08 13:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by jacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-03-08 13:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
three words: "ewwww" and "very good!" LOL
2007-03-08 13:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by an_articulate_soul 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋