2007-03-08 04:56:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am sorry if this answer hurts women or some men or some religious sentiment.This is just a joke.Please take it lightly and enjoy.
God : I will create the perfect companion for you.Your companion will cook delicious food,play with you any game that you like,talk very sensibly,advise you only when you ask for it,be obedient to you,and will do things only to please you.
Adam : How much will it cost?
God : An arm and a leg.
Adam : Hmm.. What will I get for 1 rib ?
2007-03-08 05:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by the_great_indian_guru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No God took one of Adam's rib to make Eve, Silly!
Then they made a baby back rib :)
Just ribbing ya!
Some people just have no sense of humour from what I've been reading. Gee, lighten up people.
2007-03-08 13:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't take a part of Adam's back to make Eve, so she could walk behind him ..... Nor did He take a part of Adam's foot so he could walk all over her .....
He took Adam's rib to show Eve should stand beside him.
2007-03-08 13:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay, that question made me giggle a little.
Acutally God took one of Adam's ribs to create woman/Eve.
I think...don't quote me on this, but if you look at it from a biological perspective, men have one less rib than women. Interesting eh? I think God forgot to take that one out of my brother though cuz he has the extra one! ;-)
2007-03-08 13:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by JD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sure Adam wasn't going to eat his own rib...
So, your answer is no.
2007-03-08 13:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by Kier22_2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing goes as well with ribs as some apples from the forbidden tree.
2007-03-08 13:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess all those that think this is a place for fun and games just don't realize why changes were made to Y.answers.
They are routing the bad out....wake up, if you dare. Already have noticed that like 6 others have just vanished...not to return and not return w/ new accounts.
Keep it up...and just like mom.....she's gonna take your toys away.
2007-03-08 13:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
god took a rib cos the bbq sauce was nummy and adam was just full.
2007-03-08 12:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by Geisha VT poser 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We need more questions just like this in the Religion section. Thank you--gave it a star, I did.
2007-03-08 13:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny...... and no that isnt why God took the rib..... it was because he didnt have barbecue sauce.... just kiddin... you know the story.
2007-03-08 13:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Haz the Preacher 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋