I have noticed jocks handling their assets and flaunting size as a medal of honor in the locker room. Many take pride in swinging the item like a pendulum when walking au naturel. Some yield it like a club, While some swing it like a baseball bat at the slightest pretext. Not that I lack size, but to examine the consequences of a new entrant that was off the charts I shoved the biggest Chiquita I could find at the next door grocery chain until I took my trousers off in the locker room to the awe and dismay of many. They had no idea what to make of the abnormal standard deviation shooting past the mean, median and mode. So a sweaty jock came up to me and said "are you for reals", to which I replied,
"totally". That held the peace for a while, until a bigger jock showed up and said "wanna play" which apparently meant taking it out and comparing. Sensing trouble and looking for a way out I said " No thanks, I'm straight " and I jumped into the pool. What to do next time with no banana?
2007-03-08 04:52:48 · 15 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Next time put a couple of oranges down there. When challenged to compare testicles, just say you're preparing a fruit salad. In any case your banana stunt already proves you have some balls!
2007-03-08 08:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sounds like fun....
Next time instead of using a banana, blow up one of those tube shaped balloons. Then when they want to play compare the weenie, pop it.
2007-03-08 05:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by Hi'Lo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recommend administering a swift kick in the balls and running away as fast as possible. Then again, I don't work out.
2007-03-08 04:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...boys in the locker room. What a hoot! I guess that's why they buy fancy cars when they grow up to make up for lack of manhood....Good for you giving it back to them!!!
2007-03-08 04:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well ur experienced amazed & shocked me.next time no need to visit such a place & if u have to then don't forget to take banana.
2007-03-09 05:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by SHOBHIT J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could say that you have inserted it somewhere where there was an appropriate place for it. That is what, you actually should do!
2007-03-09 16:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your at a gay place just go home take a good shower with bleach lots of it and never return there.
2007-03-08 07:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was classic. Thanks for the laugh.
Seems like you're going to bum out a lot of jocks...
2007-03-08 07:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by ZenPenguin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kaliyug....YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THE BANANA IN THE FRONT OF YOUR TRUNKS....NOT THE BACK!
2007-03-08 05:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just smile and say....someone peeled it....then walk away !
2007-03-09 22:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋