2007-03-08 04:42:59 · 14 answers · asked by Dermo26 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good but not for the boxer
2007-03-08 04:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so bad its good.
Here's a old boxing one (sort of):
There was this girl that used to be really into boxing, but she was a drunk. On the night of the tyson holyfeild match, she got really wasted. so wasted she went to get a tattoo. she got a tattoo on each inner thigh, one of tyson on one thigh and a holyfeild one on the next.
The tattoo artist was just as messed up as her, so the pictures looked nothing like tyson or holyfeild. when she got home she asked her brother, if it looked like them.
"hell no" her brother told her truthfully.
She stamped out of the house in fury. as she was walking, she saw an old bum on the street sitting on a garbage can. she quickly took the man into an alley to show him her tattoos. "i need your hounest opinion" she said as she lifted up her skirt and removed her panties, "does this look like tyson and holyfeild or have i been tricked". "No it doesn't" the bum said, "but the one in the middle sure looks like don king!"
2007-03-08 12:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by Barry T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I do know of a Jamaican chiropodist who is a good loser and can accept de feet.
2007-03-08 14:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
10/10 post more =D
2007-03-08 12:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by Koko ; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ARRR...ARRR....'Tis black humour indeeed...
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ANSWER...He was too flat footed to climb higher...
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ANSWER...Use a pitchfork ....and let one live to tell the others what will be their FATE if they fight!
2007-03-08 13:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by Bill C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice play on words
2007-03-08 13:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!
2007-03-08 14:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by good day 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny.
2007-03-08 12:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-03-12 12:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that sucks
2007-03-08 12:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋