A man entered a train with 3 babies in tow....a woman askes him, 'Are they yours?'....he repiles.....'No, i work in a condom factory and these are the complaints'.
2007-03-08 04:17:57 · 35 answers · asked by taxi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL-- That would make a good "Heere's your sign" story!
2007-03-08 04:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol I like that one v good :0)
Try this one old but still makes me smile
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
2007-03-08 04:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by Barry T 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
William Jefferson (Blythe) Clinton was president of the US from 1992-2000.
When exiting a helicopter after a trip he emerged from the craft with a small PIG under each arm...
A US Marine asked him..."How was the trip,SIR!"
"GREAT! Replied Clinton..."I got two pigs for Hillary, my wife and Chealsea my daughter!"
Marine:"NICE TRADE,SIR!"
2007-03-08 05:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by Bill C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, bet even the train was laughing.
2007-03-13 21:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Love it! Thank you for making me laugh. Enjoy the rest of your week. xx
2007-03-14 01:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that, only he worked in a condom RESEARCH LAB
2007-03-12 20:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got a small chuckle from me, quite funny!
2007-03-08 04:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one. i give it a 10 keep up the good work
2007-03-08 04:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now, that's Funny! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-10 16:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha really funny.i wonder who changed and fed the complaints.
2007-03-08 04:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one that realy heated my lizzard
2007-03-08 05:27:12 · answer #11 · answered by the bee man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋