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A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "Hey! You're a grasshopper! We've got a drink named after you!".

The grasshopper says "Really? You have a drink named Leonard?!".

2007-03-08 03:56:11 · 23 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

I love silly jokes like ur one

well done x x

2007-03-08 04:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0 0

S**t! A talking grasshopper!

2007-03-08 04:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 0 0

Hahaha

2007-03-08 04:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by BAJ 3 · 0 0

Thats cute lol

2007-03-08 04:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by annie 4 · 0 0

Love the really cheesy ones! Great thanx.;)

2007-03-08 03:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0 1

LMAO I hadn't heard that one before. That's a joke I can use in church.

2007-03-08 04:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0 0

unexpected ending but hilarios lol

2007-03-08 07:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol thats cute

2007-03-08 04:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by gurly gurl 2 · 0 0

yeah great joke

2007-03-08 05:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0 0

Lol...x

2007-03-08 03:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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