...waiting to let ppl in, wen Albert Einstein comes to the gate. St.Peter says "If you can prove you're Einstein i can let you in," so Einstein requests a chalkoard and does a very complicated equation and proves a theory, so St. Peter allows him to go to heaven. A second man comes to the gate claiming to be Picasso, again St.Peter asks him to prove it. Picasso Draws a beautiful picture on the board and St. peter lets him in. A third man comes to the gate and says his name is David Beckham, St Peter says " Well Einstein and Picasso proved who they were but how can you prove you're David Beckham, David says " Who're Einstein and Picasso"? St.Peter replies. "In you go David." !
2007-03-08 03:54:09 · 13 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO He's not the brightest bulb in the barrel, is he?
2007-03-08 04:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Here's another beckham one for you:
By a strange quirk of fate, Posh Spice finds a magic lamp. She rubs it and out pops a genie.
"You have released me from the prison of the lamp," says the genie. "As a reward, I shall grant you one wish. What does your heart desire?"
"After some deliberation and knowing that she has ll the money she could ever need, Posh decides to make a noble wish.
"I wish that peace could descend upon all the countries of the world."
"I am afraid that some things are beyond even my control." Said the genie. "Wish again."
"OK," says Posh, "In that case I wish that people would stop thinking that my husband is so daft."
"I see," says the genie. "Let me have another look at that map of the world."
2007-03-08 04:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Barry T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Bless him poor David! He gets soooo much stick. Still I guess he doesn't really care when he has a bank balance like his and all of those adoring fans!
2007-03-08 04:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think picasso would go to heaven so therefore the joke is not relevant.
2007-03-08 04:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is sooo funny and true what a dork
2007-03-08 03:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by Lynda27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. His wife is hot!
2007-03-08 03:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by Joey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is bakeham delicious?
2007-03-08 04:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good nice punchline
2007-03-08 05:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-08 03:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by ballachino5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahah thats well funny! xxx
2007-03-08 03:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋