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an irishman finds a sarnie in the road with two red wires sticking out of it . He phones the police and says"help,be -jesus ive found a sandwich that looks like a bomb!"the operator says"is it ticking?"no" says the irishman"i tink its beef" no offence meant to anybody irish

2007-03-08 03:43:24 · 19 answers · asked by steve738494 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

well I liked it.
although my irish accent is rubbish, it sounded good in my head!!

thanks x x

2007-03-08 04:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0 0

An Irish man walks into a cake shop and say's to the shopkeeper 'Is that a donut in the window or a meringue' the shopkeeper replies 'no, you're right it's a donut!'

2007-03-08 03:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0 1

i listened to it in an Irish accent and it was just all lucky charms. No lol for me.

2007-03-08 03:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by mspriveye 6 · 0 0

I'm irish but that made me laugh lmao

2007-03-09 04:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by chris c 3 · 0 0

I'm not even Irish and I think that's soooo not funny.

2007-03-08 03:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by mark 7 · 0 0

Lol Good one

2007-03-08 03:46:41 · answer #6 · answered by Shadygoingson 3 · 0 0

loki likes 10/10

try saying this fast "well oiled beef hooked"

lol

2007-03-08 03:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HaHa yeah .. chicken instead of ticking :)P

2007-03-08 03:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0 0

AH THAT FUNNY, LIKE WE NEVER HERD ALL THE IRISH JOKES B4

2007-03-08 03:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by super b 4 · 0 0

I heard better jokes NEXT

2007-03-08 03:48:10 · answer #10 · answered by Lynda27 3 · 0 0

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