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Alright. Look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us doesn't believe in it enough.

You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

2007-03-08 03:31:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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"Hey guys. You know what you call a Jewish woman's boobs? JOOBS" - Eric Cartman...


Classic quotes man!! Im so bummed - I fell asleep on the couch waiting for SP season premiere last night...was it great, as usual?

2007-03-08 03:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

i loved that episode. according to the bible the one unforgivable sin is to deny god (jesus too). so if you are a joo you wont be going to Christian heaven.
we also might not see heaven because we are already there. or maybe this is hell... what do you think?

2007-03-08 03:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by iceblendedmochajavo 5 · 0 0

Heaven and Hell are concepts of a limiting explanation of the afterlife. Open your consciousness to 'more' and that is what will manifest. They are merely states of mind.

2007-03-08 03:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0 1

you dont get to see heaven yet.. you only get to see it after judgement day. it is written in the bible that no one has yet went to heaven.

2007-03-08 03:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by someonecool 2 · 0 1

One of these days Kyle is gonna open a big can of whoop ... on you!

2007-03-08 03:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Mum-es mur-ist abzeitmur mafürur muracheah"

2007-03-08 03:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0 0

Lay of Kyle you fat@ss !!!

2007-03-08 03:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL! Funny!

2007-03-08 03:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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