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LMAO.. you christians are loonies

2007-03-08 03:22:11 · 13 answers · asked by Jenny F 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Don't waste your time.
Look for them yourself.
I'd check the pockets of a jacket I rarely wear.

2007-03-08 03:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 1 3

No, you're supposed to pray to St. Anthony to help you find lost items. He is the patron saint of lost items and miracles:

"St. Anthony, Help me find ways to honor God's blessings by showing my love for all of God's creatures. Share your strength that I may cope with the trials and troubles of daily life. You, through whose voice the Word of God was preached, intercede for my need (mention your special request here). Powerful Patron, be with me always and teach me to reach out in love and support to others.

Amen"

"St. Anthony, gentlest of Saints, your love for God and charity for his creatures, made you worthy, when on earth, to possess miraculous powers. Miracles waited on your word, which you were ready to speak for those in trouble or anxiety. Encouraged by this thought, I ask you to obtain for me the favors that I seek (mention your request here).

The answer to my prayer may require a miracle, even so, you are the Saint of Miracles.

O gentle and loving St. Anthony, whose heart was full of sympathy, whisper my petition into the ears of the Infant Jesus, who loved to be held in your arms; and the gratitude of my heart will ever by yours."

And NO, I don't believe in it either. It's just what I was taught as a catholic as a child.

2007-03-08 03:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by froggypjs 5 · 1 0

No, run around first, cry help, shout bad words at everyone then when they come start praying. youll either get smashed by them or get your car opened... like a can..

2007-03-08 03:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by someonecool 2 · 1 0

if you want to pray its your choice not ours sorry your not educated or smart enough to be loonie

2007-03-08 03:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 1 0

Funny! I think you ought to pray for patience until YOU find them or replace them. Good luck!

2007-03-08 03:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by Professor 3 · 2 0

No need to be rude at Christians. You can disagree with their beliefs and yet, be their friend. Hostility begets hostility.

2007-03-08 03:28:39 · answer #6 · answered by David G 6 · 1 0

Whenever I lose my keys, I pray. I then find them. Works!

2007-03-08 03:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Y DONT U LOOK 4 YA KEYS INSTEAD OF ASKIN PEPS WOT TO DO THAT WAY U MIGHT FIND YER KEYS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2007-03-08 03:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I found your keys,, and your car sure does ride nice.....zoom

2007-03-08 03:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Saint Anthony.

If you were of that persuasion.

2007-03-08 03:41:04 · answer #10 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0 0

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