A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM
THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING. "WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR WARDROBE AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON. THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE WARDROBE FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"
2007-03-08 03:21:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i do work i'm in a call centre so i get time between calls to post jokes lol
2007-03-08 03:41:53 · update #1
uncle elroy says......
its a good un.
2007-03-08 03:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2007-03-08 11:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's old but still soooo funny. The ending I heard was running around play hide and seek naked with the kids!
2007-03-08 11:29:47 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! ha!
What a pure compassionate and kind-hearted blonde man!
I guess one can easily add man or men after "blonde" to 90% of the blonde jokes and make the women LOLROTF.
2007-03-08 11:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay
good one x x x
2007-03-08 12:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo hilarious!! This is probably the blonde joke!!
2007-03-08 11:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by SavSter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh 10/10
2007-03-08 11:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by steve738494 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO This was soooooo funny!
2007-03-08 12:44:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u have a job?
do u do anything else apart from come on here all day ?!?!
not that im complaining keep the jokes cummin...
2007-03-08 11:27:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats a good one
2007-03-08 11:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice.
2007-03-08 11:26:06 · answer #11 · answered by Skitch_™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋