Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
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A man was praying to god.He said, "God ?"God responded, "Yes?"And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"
Go right ahead", God said."God, what is a million years to you?"God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man wondered.Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?".God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"And God cheerfully said, "Sure!.......just a second ."
2007-03-08 03:13:08 · 9 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i lmoa those are good ones 10++ for all of them
2007-03-08 03:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all good although the last one is really old.^
2007-03-08 11:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one was the funniest one! lol
2007-03-08 11:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-thanks again-lol
2007-03-08 11:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥fungirl♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2007-03-08 11:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-08 11:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those are great.....keep them coming!!!
2007-03-08 11:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by joeve13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so funny!
2007-03-08 12:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones!!!
2007-03-08 11:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋