Hey, creation is a myth, mm-kay?

Answer 1

Poor Gary

Answer 2

So you think IPods grow on trees.

OK. Sit down and wait for NATURE to EVOLVE YOU a car from some iron ore.

LEt's get the ALTERNATIVE CLEAR

The MYTHS YOU believe in!

The MASS OF THE UNIVERSE HAS ALWAYS BEEN HERE IT IS ETERNAL (my God, something ETERNAL, sounds religious to me)!

MASS cannot be created nor destroyed only converted, but the MASS of the universe (total quark weight) is always the same. Never more, never less.

No one KNOWS where this MASS CAME FROM (gees, no one KNOWS where GOD came from either, what a similarity)!

One day all this MASS compacted (big Crunch) into a SINGULARITY.

A ROCK SO LARGE THAT NO SCIENTIST CAN LIFT IT.

A ROCK SO LARGE THAT LIGHT CAN'T EXCAPE because the GRAVITY of that ROCK has the SAME PULL as the velcity of light (it's under 8 MPS for the Earth, and on that singularity it would be 186,000 MPS)

And this signularity has a size as theoretically small as an atom or as large as one REd Giant, but with BILLIONS of more mass factor.

And THIS SINGULARITY is the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

NOTHING ELSE it oustide of it.

ALL space and time is compacted into this PRIMORDIAL ATOM

Which goes critical (fusion, caused by lack of space and atomic action) and release gamma rays, then protons, then electrons (charges, charged particles, don't ask who they form, no one really knows for sure how NEGATIVE and POSTIVE particles are formed naturally) and BANG

The universe starts expadning in a flash of light and the stars and the heavens and the elements are formed and so are the planets and they start to rotate and the clouds of liquid above separate from the more solid liquid below to make the firmmanent and the morning and evening were the first day.

Oppps, sorry, reading from the wrong book!

Oh well, Big BANG came from a CAtholic Priest, so it doens't matter which book you read!

Anyway, the MASS is thrown out and electrons and protons mate with neutrons and produce little chemicals. Like Hydrogen, HElium, Nitrogen, Argon.

In the first second SPACE goes from being anywhere from 1MM to 100,000,000 miles wide in that singularity to being
16 billion miles wide in the first literal 24 hour day.

NOW YOU FIRMLY BELIEVE IN ALL THIS STUFF, even though there are no videos of the event to prove it nor eye witnesses (except, maybe, for God)!

Now, RANDOMLY, ACCIDENTALLY the Earth develops the right land, right liquids, right gasses and INORGANIC CHEMICALS come together RANDOMLY and spaw a brand new thing in the universe called an ORGANIC.

NOTHING organic EXISTED before this point in time.

Now, NO SCIENTIST CAN REPRODUCE THIS ON A CONTINUAL BASIS.

NO experiment that can be rEADILY DUPLICATED has EVER TAKEN INORGANIC CHEMICALS AND PRODUCED AN ORGANIC.

This is still SCIENCE FICTION

This is less likely to happen in the next 200 years than the STar Trek Food Repilcator or Transporter.

I mean the Cell Phone (The flip phone) came from Kirk's design for the communcator in 1965. That was the FIRST instance of a flip phone and it only took 30 years to make it.

So anywhere we NOW have an ORGANIC that is living amongs posionous chemcials in a toxic environment (we talking acids and alkalies) and it flourshes and spontaniously replicates (divdeds) and clutsters magically into larger bodies (jelly fish?) and then SOME start to reproduce by mating with others while some continue to be hermaphodites (you came from a HERMO, you, know, your ancestors are HERMOS).

These things may live juist in water or on water and soil (we don't KNOW for sure, there were no videos or witnesses, except maybe for God).

And magically one day it srpouted legs and walked. Another day it sprouted wings a flew. Finally it sprouted a brain and MADE IPODS.

And We're lame idiots believing in myths!

SHOW ME YOUR VIDEOS AS TO HOW ALL THIS HAPPENED.

DEMONSTRATED IT IN A LAB TO ME FROM START TO FINISH.

EXPLODE a singularity in a lab and LET US WATCH LIFE FORM RANDOMLY WITH NO HELP FROM THE HAND OF A SCIENTIST.

IF A SCEINTIST HAS TO USE THEIR HAND, then CREATIONISM EXISTS

In order to HAVE NO CREATIONISM this must all be RANDOMLY POSSIBLE

It must ALL BE BY MISTAKE

SERENDIPTY

NO willfull, intellegent intervention.

Now, I'll get you 5 million years to set up a video on some primordial planet around some distant star and bring me the TRUMAN show of how life happens by two chemicals coming together to spawn ORGANIC from INORGANIC

I was to see that TRUMAN show in real time.

I want NO SCIENTISTS involved.

You will send a NEWS CREW with VIDEO CAAMERS in sterile suits and they will set up the cameras at a good distance and LEAVE and we will just sit and watch for LIFE to happen NATURALLY.

What, isn't 5 million years enough time for you to do this?

I can't wait forever, you know! 5 million years such be sufficent for SCIENCE to PROVE IT TO US with VIDEO.

Answer 3

Well no kidding.
It has ZERO facts surrounding it. Just myths and fables.
And to be honest, those myths and fables are utterly unbelievable.

And Gary, god is a myth too. So for you to ask who we'd believe, I'll take a REAL person over an imaginary sky pixie any day of the week.
M,kay?

Answer 4

Hey, you're full of 'you-know-what', mm-kay?

Answer 5

I'll give you an mm-kay on that.

Answer 6

True, but what's with the annoying "mm-kay"?

Answer 7

Hey, evolution is a myth, mm-kay?

Answer 8

Hidey Ho!!! Mr. Hankey says it's a myth too. And the Christmas Poo never lies!

Answer 9

really? Then how do things happen? Are you saying that the Big Bang didn't occur? That molecules and atoms and subatomic particles don't split, change, mutate, reform, and start the process all over again?

Answer 10

Nonsense - I create things all the time. Like, just this morning, I created a very nasty fecal methane cloud in the mens room.