John a morbedly obese man tried all cures nothing worked he adventually ended up at the university having been warned that the pills he was going to try were not proven properly he desperatly took them after two months he went went back the flesh had shrunk but the skin had not so the surgeon pulled the skin up and cut it off at the top three weeks later he was walking along and met his friend "Is That you John? how is it you have one extra eye in your forehead? " thats nothing my friend have you seen my new tie"
2007-03-08 03:01:27 · 7 answers · asked by the bee man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wonder how many girls pulled and straightened his tie 10/10
2007-03-08 03:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same plastic surgeon did Hillary Clinton and Jerry Jones.
2007-03-08 03:04:53 · answer #2 · answered by grantwiscour 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an extra eye? how'd a sloppy surgen manage that??
2007-03-08 03:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha !!!"" belly button for a third eye and a dick for a tie ""ha ha !!nice one
2007-03-08 03:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
may have better if it were a little more reader friendly
2007-03-08 03:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by nothing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad . it made me lol . tell me another one now
2007-03-08 03:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad at all
2007-03-08 05:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋