Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner. James agreed.
So around 6 the next evening they meet up. Ron says "I hiked north and came up to a beautiful spring, I swam for a few hours, then stretched out on the shore to dry and I watched a deer drink from the spring... it was so wonderful."
James said "Wow, you had a good day. I went south and ran into some railroad tracks, I followed them east until I came across a woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had s_e_x in every imaginable way all day."
Ron was so jealous "Your day was so much better than mine... did you get a b!0w j_0_b?"
"Nope" James replied, "I couldn't find her head!"
2007-03-08 02:57:34 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that`s really gross!! Loved it!!
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-09 08:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit wrong but funny . that's just like a man to take what he wants no matter the situation. lol
2007-03-08 11:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh very gross
yuk yuk yuk
puke
xxx
2007-03-08 13:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG didn't see that one coming
2007-03-08 11:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is older than the both of us combined
2007-03-08 11:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's very old but still funny
2007-03-08 13:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i like that joke
2007-03-08 11:51:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yuk!! iv'e just had my dinner!! lol!!
2007-03-08 11:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by bells 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny
2007-03-08 11:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by eggbcn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaahhahhaha!
2007-03-08 11:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by Paulina J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋