An old woman in a nursing home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted.
"To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in s_e_x_u_a_l activity, but I was wondering if you would help me."
"Of course," she smiled.
"I was wondering if we could take a wander down to the park and if your could hold my willy for a while."
The old woman saw no harm in it, so she agreed. Since then they made it a regular occurence, and every day the 2 elderly people sat on the park bench and she held his willy.
One day,the woman went to the bench, but the man wasn't there. Feeling hurt, she looked around for him. To her amazement, she saw him and another woman and SHE was holding his willy!
"What does SHE have that I don't?" She screeched.
He looked up at her, smiled & said with a wink
"Parkinsons,"
2007-03-08 02:40:43 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! thats to funny!
2007-03-08 02:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old folks and older joke, try this one.....
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
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Moral of the story?
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
2007-03-10 12:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So it means that the new one was holding AND shaking his willy??? Hà hà ... LóL...
2007-03-09 03:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so grossly funny, FAF
Excellent
10/10 an`a *
Tink xx
2007-03-09 16:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still a good one
2007-03-08 10:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-09 15:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet i get it wrong when i tell my mates tmoz always do. liked it though.
2007-03-08 10:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by SOJLO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-08 11:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before and it never fails to make me lol. thanks i needed a good laugh today.
2007-03-08 11:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's deliciously naughty. happy day:)
2007-03-08 10:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋