Be scientific please. I want to have a good laugh today.
2007-03-08 02:40:27 · 7 answers · asked by don_steele54 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I made pancakes this morning and got bacon,chicken,fish,goat,monkey,gorilla, there is still stuff coming out of that bowl of pancake mix.
2007-03-08 02:43:39 · update #1
Gary you got me laughing before they did.
2007-03-08 02:45:04 · update #2
It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard.
2007-03-08 07:46:33 · update #3
Good point....here's the evolutionist's theme song....
I used to be an ameba, living life completely free.
Then I became a fish, swimming in the sea.
Then I was monkey, hanging from a tree,
And now, I'm a doctor with a Ph. D.!
2007-03-08 02:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You're argument is that animals do not change or adapt, at all, ever? Wolves and deer don't stay away from the people, in general? Baboons in Africa don't go steal food from people because its easier? Your housecat didn't learn to poop in a box? That's all evolution talks about. Humans and apes have a common ancestor, monkeys are different. Apes evolved from other mammals, mammals from reptiles, as did birds, reptiles from amphibians, amphibians from tetrapod fish, fish from primitive fishes with a notochord, those early fishes from invertebrates, those invertebrates from colonial bacteria, colonial bacteria from bacteria, bacteria from primitive virus-like life, this primitive life from macromolecules. Laugh away, those who refuse to adapt, change, learn, eventually don't make it.
2007-03-08 02:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys and humans came from a common ancestor.
It's kind of like how people often think that English came from the German language, which isn't so. English and German came from a common language known as Anglo-Saxon.
It's not that difficult to comprehend.
2007-03-08 02:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Joa5 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps you ought to do a bit of reading. May I suggest "A Short History of Almost Everything," by Bill Bryson? It's a very clear, lucid, readable summary of the state of our scientific knowledge to date.
2007-03-08 02:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Automobiles used to be horses, cats used to be slippers and the water used to be clean!
2007-03-08 02:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by tom2day 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
man
2007-03-08 02:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by The_answer_person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we came from the sea, just like everything else
2007-03-08 02:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋