A burglar is breaking into a home, and as he comes into the living room he hears: "God is watching you."
Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says: "What is your name?"
The bird replies, "Moses."
The burglar laughs and says: "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"
And the bird replies, "The same idiot who named his Rottweiler, God."
can someone explain it to me?
2007-03-08 02:32:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's simple.
A man has a dog and a parrot.The man named his parrot as Moses and his dog as God.(rottweiler is a breed of dog).
when the burglar entered the hall then moses told that 'god' is watching you.
2007-03-08 02:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay. so the owner named the pet bull god and the bird moses. the parrot is saying "god is watching u" but translated would mean "the pet bull is watching u"
do ya get it??
2007-03-08 10:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is the dog, who is very viscious, is watching him and probably going to tear the burglar to shreds
2007-03-08 10:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by juddthestud1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let's just say you don't want that god watching you while your in his territory unless you don't mind being ripped part limb for limb.
2007-03-08 12:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy there is a rottweiler about to attack him so he should run like hell XD
2007-03-08 12:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Osita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋