A sailor is on a ship full of males. After being exhausted pleasuring himself he goes to the captain,
"Please help me, I’m so frustrated. Where can I really get some action?"
"Well you see that barrel over there? At midnight tonight go over there and stick your todger in that hole. Believe me this will be the best sex you have ever had" The captain replied. At midnight the young sailor did as he was told and at midnight went to the barrel.
The next day the sailor finds the Captain,
"My God, that was the best I have ever had, even with my girlfriend - how can I ever repay you?"
"You can take your turn in the barrel"
2007-03-08 02:30:48 · 13 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loki likes pass it to mates in pub lol
2007-03-08 03:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i lmao that's hilarious. keep the jokes coming i would give it a 9
2007-03-08 11:02:35 · answer #2 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, keep them coming
2007-03-08 10:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow very nice
keep it up dude
very fine i like that
2007-03-08 10:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk!
good joke really.
it didn't leave much to the imagination tho. lol
2007-03-08 13:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooh, can I have a go in the barrel
not really
2007-03-08 10:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goldie
2007-03-08 11:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but very funny
2007-03-08 13:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is so bad.
You're disgusting.
2007-03-08 10:44:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWW. THAT'S DISGUSTING.....happy day:)
2007-03-08 10:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋