2007-03-08 01:47:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
According to Jonathan Swift (the author of Gulliver's Travels):
"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my aquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked or boiled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout."
2007-03-08 01:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask Hannibal Lecter:p. You could try liver with Fava beans and a nice chianti (fffffffffffffffffffffffff). Or in Hannibal Rising, they say the cheeks (face,not butt :p) are the tastiest part of the body:)
Or if,that's not what you mean, maybe you could try whipped cream, chocolate body paint or edible underwear. ;)
2007-03-08 09:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shave pu-ubs and other bodily hair , cut off extremities "ouch" tie the torso tightly in muslim , soak in manuka honey for three hours , braise over outdoor fire for two hours until the skin is crispy , allowing all the fluids to drain out .then serve with either a selection of prepared vegetables and soy sauce . hows that Soldier blue.?
2007-03-08 10:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by katrinasfather 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a professional Chef of 17 yrears...who's name is
Delicious....
I would suggest a fabulous dessert.
~~~~~Recipe~~~~~~
Begin by cleansing the body in a hot shower with
"Trader Joes Tangerine sugar scrub"....
easy now....... you'll want to start tasting it....
but you really should wait...
Towel dry and place the hot body on your bed...
Dip your hand into the bowl of warmed chocolate sauce and cover the entire body (excluding face).
Place a scoop of vanilla ice cream on each breast...held in place with your hands as you work the ice cream into the chocolate sauce.
Slide your banana into the warmest, place you can find....cover with nuts......
beat til extremely well mixed...then lick clean.
Buon Appetito'
2007-03-08 10:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just sick and wrong. The human body should never be considered a meal unless you're starving to death in extreme situations. Then, you take it how you can get it!
2007-03-08 09:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by pixie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apparently human liver goes rather nice with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
2007-03-08 09:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
drizzle choc. sauce over entire body and begin to lick away* ENJOY* It's delicious*
2007-03-08 09:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by friskymisty01 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you serious you can't be i mean every good cannibal knows that you barbecue slowly on low heat then make sure you use Sweet Baby Ray's sauce you wont be disappointed lol
2007-03-08 09:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whip cream and chocolate syrup?
2007-03-08 09:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by Cricket 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With liver and onions!
Barbecued with sauteed mushrooms and corn on the cob.
2007-03-08 09:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by Bart Simpson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋