2007-03-08 01:46:14 · 9 answers · asked by SwissAK 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They seperated them, because one was fact the other was fiction
2007-03-08 01:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi, my name joshua kane, i am not jesus, jesus was just this kid that used to follow me around, back in the good old days - he would listen to my speeches and serve food, drink my wine and sometimes he would go for long walks to contemplate his belly button! Well, i am here to tell you about the TRONGOD, and the gospel of zerokane.THATS WHAT I WAS HERE FOR IN THE BEGINNING, but that pesky jesus, kept on bothering me. Mind you i reckon i got off lightly, you know what happened to jesus, although I was surprised that Judas grassed him up. they were lovers you know! Must have had an argument! It disturbs me a great deal that i have been forgotten, jesus that 'scamp', stole my ideas and ideals and passed them off as his own, obviously he changed a lot of my texts, facts and history, due to copyright reasons, but my disciples certainly were a little fickle, as soon as Jesus gave all that fish and bread , they were off, followed him around all day every day, 24 - 7, i think i had a lucky escape. Anyway, as i was saying, my god, my gospel is the true word! It must be true because I wrote it all in a book, but i found out recently that the 'vatican' are witholding it from publication, something about truth, reality, demise of the church and all that! Well, i'm back now, so they better be ready to apologise, give me back my book and do something about that whole 'jesus' thing. My dad says hello, and my mum is busy doing some blessings, dad isin the garden trying to make a better earth , the first one he made has really got disease infected. See you at EASTER!
2007-03-10 03:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religion Taboo subject in here, Suppose Philosophy will next get the report me buttons pressed.
2007-03-08 09:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Rod T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we put religion in the philosophy section it would either degrade philosophy or make religion crumble.
Both cannot be together.
2007-03-08 09:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It is located under Arts and Humanities!
2007-03-08 10:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too much arguments and disagreements in the catagory it just got too boring its like enough is enough already
2007-03-08 09:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by Mikey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much talk and not enuf action.
2007-03-08 09:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God closed it down --- he didn't like the competition.
2007-03-08 09:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
click on "society and culture" you will find them there
2007-03-08 09:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋