...are being kept as prisoners of war. Their captors let them decide how they want to be killed. They have the choice of being hung, shot or injected with AIDS. The Englishman says "i want to be shot, quick and painless." The scotchman says he wishes to be hung, but wen they come to the irishman he says, "inject me with AIDS". His Captors are astounded and ask him if he's sure. The irishman says "Yep i'm sure - inject me with AIDS. Once they have infected him with the virus, the irishman begins to laugh hysterically. They ask him whilst he's laughing even tho he has just been injected with a deadly disease. The Irishman calms himself long enough to say," I'm wearing a condom! "
2007-03-08 00:37:58 · 28 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im irish too by the way so no offence meant!!!!
2007-03-08 00:56:12 · update #1
whats a SCOTCHMAN? does he come from SCOTCHLAND
2007-03-08 02:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by reem2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was only to be expected that irishmen wouldn't take all of our jokes lying down. scarcely had the echoes of the last irishman joke died away when the counter-attack began. nobody was spared and the irishman as usual had the last laugh........
what do you call an intelligent englishman?
Lucky
2007-03-08 09:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by Corazon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it always the Irishman who turns out to be as thick as two short planks?
The Scots and Brits aren't too sharp either!
2007-03-08 08:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One of the better ones I have heard in a long time.
2007-03-08 08:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by nancy w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done missy one of the best i have read in a while 10/10 +
2007-03-08 11:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good,da iawn..ond lle oedd y Cymro?
2007-03-08 09:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Kudos
2007-03-08 09:10:57 · answer #7 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done Missy, that one is brilliant, keep em coming.
2007-03-08 08:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one!
2007-03-08 08:41:44 · answer #9 · answered by emma529005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly but funny, like a goose
2007-03-08 08:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-03-08 08:40:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋