Here's Johnny!?

Question

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom.

He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs.

His father replied that it was the perfect p_e_n_!_s.

The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

"What's that?" asked Jenny.

"Well," said Johnny, "If it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect p_e_n_!_s.'''

Answer 1

hey hilarious man!!!! :))))
=))

Answer 2

Lol like that love the little johnny jokes how about this one?

Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.
The fist friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to go to school on Monday.
By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn't want to go to school on Monday, so he paints two ping-pong balls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the two black ping-pong balls up to her and she said, "Who is the comedian with two black balls?"
Little Johnny said," Chris Rock. See you on Tuesday."

or this:

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is !!I think I should be in the third grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was... The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test.

Principal: " What is 3x3?"
Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"
Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, " I think Johnny can go to the third grade," The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Johnny, after a moment, "legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal' eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny replied," Pockets".

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, " Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions".

And finally

A nursery school teacher says to the class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"

Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"

"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks.. "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK... then I have DEFINITELY sh*t in my pants..."

Answer 3

It's funny as it shows that little kids haven't a clue about the metric system

Answer 4

loki say's nice one 8/10

Answer 5

Like that funny

Answer 6

Good one mate

Answer 7

TEE HEE thats good

Answer 8

Haa ha ha love it,

I`ve just been reminded of one of your txt`s (How come you get!!!)..........Well Brian T made me chuckle.

Here`s your star `*` I cracked up.

Tink xxx ;)

Answer 9

ha ha

Answer 10

Another good one, Jay xxx

Answer 11

Hahah! I smiled at that.