A woman and man meet in a bar.
they talk, connect and end up leaving together.
they get back to his place and he shows her around.
She notices that one wall in his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet cuddly teddy bears.
there are 3 shelves filled with them.
it was obvious he had taken time to arrange them and she was touched by the display.
Small bears at the bottom, medium ones on the middle shelf and huge ones on the top.
she doesnt ask the man she just thinks to herself how sensitive he must be.
They share a bottle of wine and one thing leads to another.
in the morning she asks him "so how was it?"
he turns to her rubs her cheek and says "help yourself to any prize on the middle shelf!
HOW BAD IS THAT!
2007-03-08 00:21:28 · 21 answers · asked by jj 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that aint bad thats bloody good!
2007-03-08 00:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For a start off that is a really sexist joke, I read it to my husband and he thought it was disgusting that a man would have cuddly toys for one thing and for another he said a woman never asks about her performance, but just expects it to be good.
2007-03-11 13:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're wrong, he told me I could have a prize from the top shelf lol
2007-03-08 08:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by mia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bad bad
2007-03-08 08:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! The poor woman.
2007-03-08 08:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes was posted about a week ago so 5/10 for trying
2007-03-08 08:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was positively hilarious!
2007-03-11 23:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that happened to me last night!!! i took 2 bears
2007-03-08 08:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dats reaaaallll bad lol
2007-03-08 08:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by lilshortyjess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So cool it's icebox.
2007-03-08 08:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋