three women die together and go to the gates of heaven - where St Peter is waiting for them 'hello' he say, 'to get into heaven you have to enter a certain room' he leads them to the room, which is full of ducks to pass into heaven says St Peter, u have to avoid the ducks, u cannot stand on na single one' 1 min later., the first woman stands on one and is tied to the worlds most ugliest guy 3 mins after that the second woman steps onto a duck and the same thing happens to her the third woman however was a farmer, and took care not to stand on the ducks, and managed to do so for a whole three hours, before the door of the room opened, and stood there was St Peter with the worlds most fittest guy ever third woman is tied up wiv this guy, adn makes conversation "what did you do to deserve such a gud looking lass as me" asks the third woman "i dont know what u did to deserve me, but to get u, i stepped on a duck within a minute of being up here in heaven"
ratings please!!!
2007-03-08 00:19:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny one. id have to give you a 10/10. It hilarious.
2007-03-08 00:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-08 09:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sry i just dont understand ebonics so when u can type english ill read the dam thing...have a nice day...
2007-03-08 09:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Knox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Nice.
2007-03-08 08:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-03-08 08:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXTREMELY FUNNY!!! where do you people find this stuff?
2007-03-08 08:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely a good welcome ( :
2007-03-08 08:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋