Pls send 1 decent joke and write ur nationality if its okay with you...Thank you in advance for NOT shocking people's sensibilities...LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE...I am sick with Flu and need this to cheer me up too!!!!
2007-03-08 00:16:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
HEY! YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE...WHERE IS YOUR FUNNY BONE?
2007-03-09 01:30:08 · update #1
Ok, this joke will totally kill the US's chance for the best joke. My kids HATE this joke and everytime I tell it they groan like I am killing them, but its my favorite clean joke of all time.
This guy named Arthur decides he wants to make a living as a hitman. He goes to the local mafia godfather to apply. The godfather says "I need to see if you are skilled enough to take the job. I want you to do away with this guy", handing Arthur a photograph, name, address, ect. "Now, I have to pay you something to keep it professional, so I will give you a dollar. If you do a good job, you are hired".
Arthur finds the guy and starts tailing him. He follows the guy into a grocery store. The store is relatively empty, so he thinks this is his chance. He sneaks up behind the guy and strangles him. Just as the guy hits the floor a stocking boy and an old lady come around the corner. Arthur grabs them both and strangles them. Needless to say he gets caught. The next day the headline in the paper reads:
At Krogers Artie chokes three for a dollar.
I know, its horrible, but I love it!
2007-03-08 00:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
America, because more different races migrate here than any other nation.
A salesman goes to a farm house and sees a pig with a wooden leg in the yard. He asks the farmer before he leaves, why does that pig have a wooden leg? The farmer replies, oh it was in the newspaper and on tv here, didn't you see it? No, replies the salesman, I am not from this area.
The farmer then says, well my young son was playing and got out in the road, and a car came racing down it and that pig saw what was about to happen and it ran and knocked my son out of the way and saved his life! The salesman remarks, oh so the car struck the pig and you made a wooden peg leg for what it did in saving your son's life?
The farmer looks at the salesman puzzled and says..
No. The salesman all frustrated says sir, then why does it have a wooden peg leg? The farmer says, son a good pig like that, you don't eat it all at once!!! USA
2007-03-08 00:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by AJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The record is infinite, and while an threat arises, you in basic terms ought to pass with it. I save some issues reachable; super rubber snake, mice(cat toys), bullet hollow stickers(they provide the effect of being genuine!). A syringe with foodstuff coloring is super for teeth paste tubes. do no longer try this at abode; in basic terms once you're a visitor at somebody else's place. Get it in far sufficient, so it somewhat is not used for various days. crimson is ultimate. may well be used everywhere--shampoo, lotion.
2016-12-18 17:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i cant send my boyfriend LOL
i hope this dont offend you
ok so theres this guy having trouble getting an erection, so he goes to his doctor to seek help. His doctor tells him to go home and wait untill his woman is sleppimg and to insert his finger into her v****a then rub it under his nose and that this would fix the problem. So he went home and that night wey eager waited untill she was asleep and done what the doc suggested and "POW" he had a stiffy he jumped up real excited and flicked on he light, woke his girlfriend up an said "hey baby do you notice anything?"
she replied "yeah your F***ing nose is bleeding
Im Aussie
2007-03-08 00:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by mel_leno 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two muffins are in an oven.
One of them says "Whew! It sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes, "MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
United States
2007-03-08 00:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋