A Man Utd fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a Arsenal scarf.
"Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Man Utd fans in heaven."
"What ?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Man Utd supporter.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now f**k off".
2007-03-08 00:06:54 · 8 answers · asked by Stacey A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, brilliant!!
Poor bloke!
2007-03-08 00:10:52 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I'm a fervent Man Utd fan!!!!!!! But it's a nice one anyway...
2007-03-08 08:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! M a Gunners fan, I heard that one b4. Still love it though :P
2007-03-08 08:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. We need some humor first thing in the morning.
2007-03-08 08:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
lets hope man u will get kicked out of ucl later onn
2007-03-08 08:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-08 08:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not even close to being funny.
2007-03-08 08:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat do albanians have to do with this? and what the hell are the man untd.?
2007-03-08 23:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋