President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I can throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "that being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there. ****, I could throw all of ya'll asses out of the window and make 56 Million people very happy."
2007-03-08 00:06:03 · 5 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is really good! best i've read so far today!!! lol. my props and thanks go out to this one!
2007-03-08 01:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that would make more than 56 million happy. Actually I'm pretty damn sure of it.
2007-03-08 08:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
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2007-03-08 11:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. LOL.
2007-03-08 08:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT....FUNNY AND SOO DAMN TRUE
2007-03-08 16:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋