One turns the other and says "I've f**ked your mother, put my c0ck in her mouth and b0ned her up the @rse."
The other guy turns round and says "I think you had enough to drink now dad!"
2007-03-07 23:59:10 · 18 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Unfortunately I have maxed out my questions for today. I'll be back on Tuesday...With some more. But I'll leave you with 1 more.
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?????
Your mum!
2007-03-08 00:11:14 · update #1
Excellent..get to a higher level and you can increase your quota.
2007-03-08 01:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool loki likes 10/10
2007-03-08 08:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! It's funny because it's true!
2007-03-08 09:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by coolhandbond 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah not the conversation you want to have with your dad.
2007-03-08 08:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Buffy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-03-08 08:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old ones are the best
lol lol lol
2007-03-08 08:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao what a hoot
2007-03-08 08:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very funny
2007-03-08 08:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
Needed that after the day i have had....More-More
2007-03-08 08:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by Laughing Boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute, my friends might enjoy it.
2007-03-08 08:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by lilmthead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋