She farted. She was still in her wedding dress. We both just stood there in our hotel room. Should I end the marriage or I don't know.
2007-03-07 23:35:12 · 19 answers · asked by joey k 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
quit farting around and get on with your honeymoon
2007-03-07 23:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey are you ok I think you are just kidding . This is a very normal thing. Did a fart make you heart broken
It is difficult to understand you . If you can not continue your marriage as a result of real problems then you should consider about your marriage and take a decision . But you will live in the same house . Even if you were married with a super model she would fart too . Because it is normal to fart at home . We need to put the gas outside . So the way is farting . . . . . .
2007-03-08 07:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by xeibeg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahha. are you serious? we all fart. she probably feel comfortable around you and thought it wouldn't be a problem. if she is tha love of your life, you won't end the marriage because she farted that would be pretty lame don't you think so?
2007-03-08 09:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anna Banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh its the first of many..get over it. If you ended everything because they farted..you will be a lonely man.
2007-03-08 09:19:02 · answer #4 · answered by wartytoadjody39 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can honestly say that you have never in your life accidentaly let one rip at an extremely awkward moment, then by all means walk away. She does not know what she has gotten herself into marrying your sorry a$$!
2007-03-08 09:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddy, if you have to question whether or not you stay married to a woman because of a bodily function, I would say that SHE should RUN from you, not the other way around. You don't deserve her.
Is she the 'love of you life' because she is beautiful? how superficial are you?
2007-03-08 08:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by I_Love_Life! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get her a "case" of beano and tell her to take one pill twice a day.
If this doesn't work there are always Divorce Courts.
2007-03-08 08:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure she's a woman? Real women are delicate little flowers they don't fart, they fluff. Maybe she's a transvestite, I would check for surgical scars if I were you. Adams apple? Deep voice? Boob job? Dude I think you married a man.
2007-03-08 07:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by sity.cent 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The one thing you should definitely do is stop asking these childish questions. For your own sake, grow up.
2007-03-08 08:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke,right?...If she farted what is wrong with that?
lol
2007-03-08 07:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by thinkpinkooo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋