driving through the desert when their jeep breaks down.
after a couple of hours trying to fix it they decide to walk.
the englishman says
"ok lets all take 1 item from the jeep to help us on our walk"
so the englishman takes the jeeps water bottle "just incase we get thirsty" he says.
the scottishman takes an umbrella "if a sandstorm kicks up we can shelter behind it" he explains.
all of a sudden the irishman appears with the passenger door in his hands.
he says....
"just incase it gets too hot we can wind the window down"
give it a star if you think its good.
also whats all this fans stuff about??
i want some fans.
2007-03-07 23:24:52 · 10 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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stars, baby, stars
i'm lovin it & u
lol i'm flirty
2007-03-07 23:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Sounds like a blonde joke but you replaced the blonde with an Irishman.
2007-03-08 07:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by Edith Piaf 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two irishmen went on a holiday to france and stayed at a country farmhouse. they were disgusted to find that everybody in france, even the kids, spoke french.
one morning they were awoken by a **** crowing.
"do you know," said one irishman to the other, "that's the first word of english we've heard spoken since we arrived!"
2007-03-08 08:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Corazon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny but why do the Irish seem to be the butt of so many jokes? Give them a break.
2007-03-08 08:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey unc loki likes oldies are always the best so 10/10 & star
2007-03-08 08:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uncle Elroy not funny at all. I find that quite offensive. Why do people make Irish people out to be dumb?????????????
2007-03-08 08:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh thats class...who knows a bout that fan crap! id be your fan if i knew what the hell it was!!! lol
2007-03-08 08:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but i like it
2007-03-08 07:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sure you could do better than that if you really thought
about it
2007-03-08 07:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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heard it so many times and it never gets old ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-08 07:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by caitheenkildarebitch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋