a lady had just purchased a new car and decided to test how fast it can really go.
as she pushed her car to the max she heard sirens , looking in her review she sees a cop patrol car following her so she pulls over.
as the cop swaggered towards her , ticket book in hand she rolls down her window and uses her most seductive voice and says..........................'' ooohh officer'' she gushes '' you're gonna gimme a ticket to the cops annual ball ! aren't you?!''
the cop look at her confused and says '' Sowi mam , cops dont have balls..''
2007-03-07 22:29:50 · 13 answers · asked by UFO 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LAME,, LAME ,Lame, If i had to gong you out of 3 to get you off show ,then 3 gongs it is.......maybe next time eh!!
Don't give up your day job..LOL..♥
2007-03-07 22:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!! something of the truth lies behind the storey!
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
2007-03-08 06:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess it is funny in some places, but not in other places, where cops a very violent, and just saying they don't have balls would be more bitter then funny.
2007-03-08 06:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 ha's
2007-03-08 06:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>funny, >>>5 / 10
2007-03-08 07:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. It's about a 7.
Have a great evening!
2007-03-09 22:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish 0.0000000001/10
2007-03-08 06:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sowi but that was lame.
2007-03-08 06:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all sorry.
2007-03-08 06:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny.
2007-03-08 07:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by superstargirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋