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my niece was told to eat her popcorn and she said but its got **** in it..shes only 3 so it was very hard not to burst out laughing

2007-03-07 22:17:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Toddler & Preschooler

**** is the starred out word

2007-03-07 22:18:11 · update #1

s h i t

2007-03-07 22:18:33 · update #2

8 answers

Theres a ton of things that fly outta my 3 yr olds mouth but one of the funniest was probably when we were staying at my brother in laws home durning the holiday season. The room my daughter stayed in was right next to my brother in laws and his wifes. When they got up in the morning my duaghter said "your walls make banging noises just like mommies and daddies room does at night"

2007-03-09 06:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by Luv_My_Baby 4 · 1 0

Oh lord.. where do i start? I have a 3 year old little boy and everyday I get a good chuckle. Last Halloween he was Woody from Toy Story. Had the whole get up... hat everything... well last night he found his hat and vest. So he puts that on and starts shooting everybody in the house. After a few minutes I look over and there he is in all his glory, wearing nothing but the hat, and vest, and socks dancing in the kitchen to a song off tv. It was just too cute

2007-03-08 10:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole C 2 · 0 0

When my daughter was 3, we were all sitting at home watching Walker, Texas Ranger. At the very end of the show, when he was fighting with the bad guy, my sweet little girl yells out "Kick his a/s/s Walker!!!!" We were all in such shock, and she immediately clamped both hands over her mouth and was about to cry when we all burst out laughing at her. She's 13 now and we still tease her from time to time about it.

2007-03-08 08:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by Crystal 5 · 0 0

I have 4 children and there are so many funy things, I could write a book but heres the most recent. ok we live in minnesota and the mall of america used to have camp snoopy, well they changed it to nickolodein cartoons soo,
I asked my three year old if she wanted to go see spongebob square pants. She said nooooo mommy, I want to go see Cinderella square pants arent kids great?????

2007-03-08 09:06:42 · answer #4 · answered by eightieschick70 5 · 0 0

When I was using my breast pump after the birth of my daughter, my then 3 year old son walked in and said, "that pump is going to pull your udders off!" OMG I seriously about died!

2007-03-08 13:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by totspotathome 5 · 1 0

When my son was 3, I told him it was time to start picking up his toys and he said, " I'm out of batteries." He has also tried, " My legs quit working."

2007-03-08 23:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by daysie78 2 · 0 0

When my then 4 year old was learning 500 Rummy with his grandma and cousin, he was very excited to think he was about to win. And then, his cousin went out first and she won. My son exclaimed in the sweetest, happiest voice - YOU BASTARD!! Everyone fell out and a decade later they still use it on him.

2007-03-08 08:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by cassandra 6 · 0 2

My 3yo, upon exploring himself, screamed aloud one day and proclaimed "Ahhhh, my BUM is BROKEN, it has a CRACK in it!!!".

We haven't been able to stop laughing about that one!

2007-03-08 09:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by Gr8fulmom 3 · 2 0

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