A man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their 1st wedding anniversary, so her decides to buy her a mobile phone.
He shows it to her and explains all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping, her phone rings, it's her husband. "Hi honey, how do you like your new phone?
"It's great," she replies "it's so small yet your voice is crystal clear but theres just one thing"
"Yes sweetheart?" asks the husband. The blonde asks "How did you know I was in the supermarket?"
2007-03-07 22:17:32 · 15 answers · asked by baby_CSJ_ xxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the blonde is acting as if it is a normal phone, so she wonders how her husband knows to call her there
2007-03-07 22:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jim R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You may not be a blonde, but you do need to get out more often. The number dialed rings the phone. ( By the way. How did you know I'd answer this question?)
2007-03-07 22:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by goaltender 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, the blond is thinking that it is a normal phone so you have to dial the store number the man never said anything about shopping
2007-03-07 23:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think everyone has answered your question, so I won't bore you with my hypothesis.... only with another blonde joke!
Blonde walks into a library, and asks the librarian "Burger and chips please"
The librarian answers, "Lady, this is a Library!!"
The blonde thinks for a moment and replies in a whisper "Sorry, can I have a burger and chips please!"
2007-03-07 23:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim R has it with the first answer. I must be turning blond as I had to give it some thought.
2007-03-07 22:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She could not comprehend the use of a cell phone. How did he call her at the supermarket?
2007-03-07 22:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she doesnt realize that the cell phone`s number stayes the same everywhere she goes
2007-03-07 22:36:39 · answer #7 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't know where she was, being blond, she just assumed he was watching or knew where she was.
2007-03-07 22:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki say's not bad blonde joke sure your not one lol8/10
2007-03-07 23:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good doesnt know a cell phone has its own number
2007-03-07 22:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋