Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when
they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny
little shorts and a crop top.
What does your wife look like"?
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
2007-03-07 22:08:07 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a funny joke that isn't offensive... must be one of the last few left then... but lol
2007-03-07 22:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by Jim R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......a funny one.
Do you find any difference?
Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top.
2007-03-07 22:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
2007-03-07 22:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the first real belly laugh i've had through 4 pages Kudos to you 10/10
2007-03-08 08:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Barry T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-07 22:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by bill g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it's alright not side splittingly funny thoughxx
2007-03-07 23:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah but nooo but yeah a bit
2007-03-07 22:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by ms vicci pollard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i like it.
2007-03-07 22:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite amusing :)
2007-03-07 22:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by jess. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny , and i can just picture that happening !! ha ha
2007-03-07 22:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋