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Question

Santa Singh was once a Zoo in-charge. On a Zoo holiday, he took a truck and went into Zoo to find everything in order. Surprisingly he din't see the Tiger in the den and about to walk in. Suddenly the tiger started chasing him. With great difficulty, he got into truck and moved further.

But, the tiger not stopped to chase him. How did he escaped.............



While driving, the road divided into two. So he put left indicator and turned to right side. ESCAPE.............

Answer 1

i give you perfect 10

Answer 2

8 on 10

Answer 3

hahaha.....funny one....

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!

Answer 4

Very difficult to understand? I guess he escaped because most tigers cat open truck doors. Unless this cats name was Tony then he just offered a bowl of milk and told him he was grrrreat!

Answer 5

Here is a South African joke for you:

Collin comes home one night - stinking drunk. He gets into bed, kisses his wife good night and falls a sleep. He wakes up to find a man in white clothes staring at him, Collin asks:"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?"
The man replies: " This is not your bedroom, I am Saint Peter and you are dead"
Collin says: "I cant be dead, I have so much more to do on earth."
Saint Peter says:"Well, you have 2 choices, I can sent you back as either a dog or a chicken"
Collin having always liked farms decides to go back as a chicken.

On Collins first day of being a chicken, he starts feeling this akward sensation in the pit of his stomach. The farmyard rooster, noticing that Collin had gone a little quite, walks over to ask him whats wrong. On telling the rooster about this feeling he tells Collin that he's going to lay an egg.

Collin lays his egg and says to the rooster that he's never felt so much joy in his life before.
The rooster says : " Welcome to motherhood "

Just as he prepares himself to lay his second egg something smacks him in the head and he hears his wife say "Collin jou dronk moer, word wakker, jy kak in die bed" (translation: Collin wake up you drunk, your shitting in bed)

Answer 6

then the Tiger chose the short cut to catch Santa singh.. after he was found, the Tiger showed him "middle finger" and ran.. away into the forest...

Answer 7

How long the tiger chased him ,Singhji moved away from the zoo.The tiger stay back to den.
2nd ---reversed gear.

Answer 8

I have heard this joke on " The Great Indian Laughter Challenge". It was told by Kartar Singh.
M I Right!

Answer 9

The tiger then produced a gps navigator and tracked him down....what's on the menu for dinner?

Answer 10

This is not a joke oh! so how is he today? in the Tiger's stomach? when next you see him, tell him i pity him a lot oh!

Answer 11

100/10
mr perfect