Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
2007-03-07 21:38:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You just gave me idea.
thanks.this can be applied almost always except the world-cup.
thanks
2007-03-08 09:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it but how about the blokes revenge back ?
A man walked into a supermarket and asked an employee where the tampon isle was.
The lady pointed it out and the man started walking toward it.
A few minutes later the man returned with cotton swabs and string.
The employee said to the man, "I thought you needed tampons?"
The man simply said, "I sent my wife to get me some cigarettes yesterday and she came home with the tabacco and the paper and said it was cheaper to roll my own. Today she sent me for tampons so she get's to roll her own."
Sorry i know its poor but it made me smile.
2007-03-08 08:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by Barry T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 09:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 ha's
2007-03-07 22:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been better had she carried the TV instead.
2007-03-07 21:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girls r stoopid! man o man! dont listen 2 em! im gona change 2 b a boi!
2007-03-07 21:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by lauraB 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
surely thats not legal... hat off to the lady though...just play
2007-03-07 21:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by rick JAMES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh yeah and she took away the manual control on the tv as well ????
2007-03-07 22:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha , would of been better to take the batteries out and leave it at home as normal !!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
2007-03-07 21:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Looneylady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I'd give it a 9.
2007-03-07 22:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋