She says to her husband "My legs are fat, my belly is fat, my bottom and b00bs have gone south and my hair is going grey and dry, please pay me a compliment!"
"There's nothing wrong with your eyesight, honey!" he says.
2007-03-07 20:59:01 · 22 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-03-07 21:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nearly laughed.
2007-03-07 21:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by DS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes 10/10 and a star
2007-03-07 21:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good,you have brightened up my morning with your jokes.
Cheers for that !
Good Luck.
2007-03-07 21:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by any 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!! Keep 'em coming!
2007-03-07 21:07:13 · answer #5 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll remember to laugh later when I have time,,
2007-03-07 21:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. ...... and Honesty is the Best Policy!? LOL.
I see Trouble down this road! LOL.
2007-03-09 13:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehe... heard it a long time ago but it's still good!
xx
2007-03-08 00:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes quite, what a typical blokes gag.
2007-03-11 06:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Louis ... keep them coming!!
2007-03-07 21:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by Smarty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah nice guy hahahahahaha
2007-03-07 21:09:17 · answer #11 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋