A bear walks into a pub. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a ..............coke."
The bartender asks, "why the big pause"
the bear holds his hand in front of his face, and says?
2007-03-07 19:44:15 · 15 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hint---the bear holds his hand in front of his face, and says "I don't know, i've .............
2007-03-07 20:13:15 · update #1
always had them
2007-03-07 20:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats the last time I ask for a bloody Mary.
I prefer a bloody antelope.
2007-03-08 03:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drank too much coke at the last bar, I thought I had to burp!
2007-03-08 03:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...I've been told I have big paws [pause], so I thought I'd make that statement true.
2007-03-08 05:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Schlumpy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a big bear
2007-03-08 03:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bear says :
"I don't know, I've always had them."
2007-03-08 05:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by Corneille 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pause???
*looks at his hands*
These are paws!!!
f xxx
2007-03-08 04:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and says.......
if you where a bear you would have big paws tooo...
lol
2007-03-08 03:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Ken****
................honeypie, I forgot to put my teeth in this morning......
hee!hee!
luv
peppa-ann
p.s. had to modify my swear word or you would have seen ****.
2007-03-08 04:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by peppa-ann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Coz the endorser of Pepsi :D
2007-03-08 03:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by aquarian8502 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get u, r we supposed to say what he said?
2007-03-08 03:52:50 · answer #11 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋