A husband and wife are having a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
2007-03-07 18:00:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl good one 10/10
2007-03-08 15:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow stiff but no good when its cold dear 10/10
2007-03-08 03:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes have a star 10/10 lol
2007-03-07 20:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh not funny
they shouldnt hav lasted 40 years
2007-03-07 18:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Short simple and very funny, love it.
2007-03-07 18:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These jokes just keep getting recycled.
2007-03-07 18:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one. I'd expect to see that one in email
2007-03-07 18:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by cindy h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny indeed!
2007-03-07 18:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. good one. I'm gonna have to use that on my boyfriend :)
2007-03-07 19:21:13 · answer #9 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but I've heard it already!
2007-03-07 18:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Sandora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋