2007-03-07 17:54:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I said door... I would be cheating as I didn't know the answer until I opened the question!!!!
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
2007-03-07 22:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Door, the phone
2007-03-07 18:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ringing phone
2007-03-07 18:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥♥F♥♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the tree fell but did it make a sound if nobody is around
2007-03-07 19:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the front door and the telephone
2007-03-07 20:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the door
2007-03-07 17:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by meg91084 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother-in-law.
2007-03-07 18:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an open question.
2007-03-08 16:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bf lol
2007-03-07 19:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
=/
2007-03-07 20:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by Sanwi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋